About

My Story

CrashOut Blankets was born during a spiral. Not the cute kind. The “crying on the floor, watching TikToks, and wondering if I can turn my emotional breakdown into a business” kind.

I’m just one person — no team, no warehouse, no tech bros funding this. Just a vision, a Gmail address, and a Printify account.

I started CrashOut Blankes because I needed comfort. And not the overpriced, influencer-marketed kind. I needed a blanket that matched my mood: chaotic, soft, dramatic, and a little unhinged.

So I made one.

And then I made it a brand.

Because if I’m going to spiral, I might as well do it wrapped in fleece with a logo on it.

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What I Stand For

CrashOut Blankets isn’t trying to sell you healing.

It’s not self-help. It’s self-soothing.

It’s for the people who are:

• Emotionally exhausted but still kinda hot

• Dealing with life and romanticizing the crash

• Looking for softness in a world that’s too damn loud

I stand for:

• Coping with humor

• Cozy chaos

• And not pretending to have it all together

This isn’t some soulless brand pretending to be your bestie. It’s actually me, crying under my own product and answering emails at 2am.

So if you’ve ever said “I’m fine” while clearly not being fine — welcome.

CrashOut Blankets is your soft place to land.

Wrap yourself up and spiral responsibly.

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🫠 TL;DR (because I get it)

CrashOut Blankets was created for the girlies (and theydies, and baddies of all kinds) who are emotionally unwell… but still have taste.

It’s a brand built during burnout, powered by vibes and delusion, and held together by print-on-demand blankets and a dream.

We don’t sell healing. We sell blankets.

And maybe a little hope.

So go ahead. CrashOut.

Spiral softly.

And wrap yourself in the only relationship that never ghosts: fleece.