The boring stuff (aka policies)🥱

📦 SHIPPING, RETURNS & REFUNDS

aka: The logistical side of your emotional spiral.

Hi. I’m a baddie. I’m also emotionally unwell and financially recovering. Which is why your CrashOut Blanket is printed and shipped by a third-party printing partner (hi Printify 💅).

I don’t have a warehouse. I don’t have employees. I have vibes, vision, and a dream… and you supporting this brand means everything.

So here’s how this works:

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đź’Ś SHIPPING (Let the countdown to your emotional support blanket begin)

• Processing time: 2–4 business days

• Shipping time: 5–7 business days

• Total time: 7–11 days from “I deserve softness” to “CrashOut delivery is hereee”

Tracking info will hit your inbox as soon as it’s shipped. Feel free to refresh it obsessively. We all cope differently.

FYI, if your order more than one item, it may ship at separate times, aka you might get an inbox filled with different tracking numbers. Just know, all your blankets will arrive, they just might come in waves like your meltdowns bestie. 

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❌ RETURNS (We don’t do breakups)

Every CrashOut Blanket is made to order. That means once you place your order, it’s printed just for you. We don’t keep extras lying around because… again, I’m broke.

So unless your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or just completely wrong — we don’t accept returns or exchanges.

If your order is messed up (like actually), email me within 7 days of delivery:

📩 crashoutblankets@gmail.com (yes we use gmail over here🤷🏽)

Include:

1. Your order number

2. A few pics of the issue

3. Bonus points if you overshare

If it’s on Printify’s end, I’ll make it right. If you spelled your fake ex’s name wrong on your custom CrashOut Blanket? Babes… that one’s on you.

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đź’¸ REFUNDS (Not the fun kind of chargeback)

Refunds will only be issued for things that are actually broken or wrong. Not because your ex apologized, your therapist said “maybe no more retail therapy,” or you forgot you ordered a blanket during a meltdown.

No shade. I’ve done it too. But we don’t refund for vibes.

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🧠 TL;DR (For the overstimulated crash queens)

• I use a third-party printer because this is a one-woman show

• No returns unless something went genuinely wrong

• No refunds unless your blanket shows up looking like a flop

• Shipping takes 1–2 weeks

• We fix legit issues. We don’t fix impulse buys.

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If you’re still unsure, confused, or just need to tell someone how hard you’re spiraling this week:

Email me. I’m literally probably also in a blanket.

đź“© crashoutblankets@gmail.com

Thanks for supporting this little dream of mine.

Now go CrashOut in style.