For the girls who are expensive, delicious, and deeply unwell.
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You’re not overspending—you’re curating an aesthetic experience. 🍒
The Cherry on Top of My Financial Ruin CrashOut is your go-to blanket for emotional meltdowns dressed like dessert. With martinis, cakes, cherries, and swirls of delusion, this one’s for the soft girls in their overdraft era who keep buying things they can’t afford… because it’s cute.
Wrap yourself in this rich red and cream crisis while you:
🍒 Cry over your credit card bill in a lace nightgown
🍒 Romanticize a $14 latte
🍒 Budget for rent but “accidentally” buy another candle
🍒 Scroll Pinterest and spiral (but make it French-core)
This blanket doesn’t fix your spending habits. But it does make your breakdown look very, very chic. Perfect for cozy nights full of capitalism-induced chaos and cherry-themed coping.
Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.
.: 100% polyester
.: Your print goes on one side of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color
.: Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch (thickness of the fabric may slightly vary)
P.S. All prices are listed in USD because CrashOut is a global spiral support system. We ship everywhere feelings happen. Crashout Blankets HQ is based in Canada (aka my living room lol) — all payments are processed in USD. You’ll see local currency estimates, but final charges are in USD at checkout. We do this to keep pricing consistent for our international spiral fam.
