Because crying in HD is still a flex.
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You keep it cute, even when you’re spiraling.
Mascara running? Check. Edges laid? Also check.
It’s giving “soft life sabotage”—and this CrashOut is here for it.
This one’s for the high-functioning sad girls with great taste and terrible timing. You might be broke, booked, or burned out—but at least you’re wrapped in a meltdown that matches the mood.
Perfect for:
😩 Silent sobs with Beyoncé playing
😩 Blaming the moon for everything
😩 Crying but still moisturized
😩 Accidentally FaceTiming your therapist
This isn’t rock bottom. This is fashion.Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.
.: 100% polyester
.: Your print goes on one side of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color
.: Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch (thickness of the fabric may slightly vary)
P.S. All prices are listed in USD because CrashOut is a global spiral support system. We ship everywhere feelings happen. Crashout Blankets HQ is based in Canada (aka my living room lol) — all payments are processed in USD. You’ll see local currency estimates, but final charges are in USD at checkout. We do this to keep pricing consistent for our international spiral fam.
