A soft, subtle emotional breakdown in blanket form.
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Some of us don’t need loud colors to spiral—we spiral in aesthetically pleasing silence.
The Falling for Fictional Men CrashOut is for the soft-lit bedroom crew. The ones who cry in serif font. Who spiral with grace. Who read 6 romance books a week and call it emotional regulation.
Minimalist in design, but absolutely unhinged in spirit, this plush velveteen blanket is your gentle reminder that yes, you can fall in love with someone who doesn’t exist—and look good doing it.
It’s giving:
✨ Soft pink aesthetic with hand-drawn heartbreak energy
✨ 50”x60” plush coziness for your annotated paperbacks and gentle meltdowns
✨ Medium-weight comfort that holds you like your fave slow-burn
This blanket is for soft girls, sad boys, book besties, and romantics with a minimalism problem.
Put on a moody playlist, open that fake dating trope, and wrap yourself in your next obsession.
Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.
.: 100% polyester
.: Your print goes on one side of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color
.: Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch (thickness of the fabric may slightly vary)
P.S. All prices are listed in USD because CrashOut is a global spiral support system. We ship everywhere feelings happen. Crashout Blankets HQ is based in Canada (aka my living room lol) — all payments are processed in USD. You’ll see local currency estimates, but final charges are in USD at checkout. We do this to keep pricing consistent for our international spiral fam.
