A soft pink blanket for romanticizing heartbreak… over people who don’t exist.
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This one’s for the softcore saddies. The girls, gays, and theys who whisper “I could fix him” after chapter five.
The Fictional Men and Delusion CrashOut is peak cozy crisis energy—perfect for book lovers who catch feelings faster than they update Goodreads. Wrapped in a dreamy checkered pink design with hand-drawn heartbreak art, this plush velveteen blanket is the perfect accessory to your emotional instability.
It’s giving:
✨ The Pinterest girlie version of a breakdown
✨ 50”x60” of plush, medium-weight softness (aka serotonin in textile form)
✨ A design so cute it almost distracts you from your literary abandonment issues
Whether you’re crying over imaginary men, rereading the same page because your eyes are too blurry, or dramatically staring at the ceiling like you’re in a YA adaptation—this is your crashout essential.
Wrap yourself in your delusions. You deserve it.
Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.
.: 100% polyester (SPOKE and Printify Choice) or 83% Polyester and 17% Spandex (Miami Sublimation)
.: Your print goes on one side of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color
.: Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch (thickness of the fabric may slightly vary)
P.S. All prices are listed in USD because CrashOut is a global spiral support system. We ship everywhere feelings happen. Crashout Blankets HQ is based in Canada (aka my living room lol) — all payments are processed in USD. You’ll see local currency estimates, but final charges are in USD at checkout. We do this to keep pricing consistent for our international spiral fam.
