I Cried Over 37 Fictional Men This Month CrashOut Blanket

A soft, supportive blanket for when your emotional damage is plot-driven.

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Product Description:

You were just trying to vibe and read, and now you’re emotionally entangled with 37 fictional men, none of whom are real, available, or emotionally stable. This blanket can’t fix that. But it will hold you through it.

The I Cried Over 37 Fictional Men This Month CrashOut is your go-to soft space for every unhinged spiral that starts with “just one more chapter.”

Made from a dangerously cozy poly blend, this 50”x60” velveteen blanket is the emotional support you actually trust—because it never says “you’re overreacting.”

It’s giving:

✨ One-sided print that says “don’t talk to me unless you’ve read chapters 27–32”

✨ Weighted comfort vibes without being a weighted blanket (your trauma’s heavy enough)

✨ Double stitching so it outlasts your 3am reading marathons and inevitable sobs

This blanket isn’t just for warmth. It’s for emotional damage recovery mode.

Perfect for lit girlies, book bros, Kindle delulus, and fanfic casualties alike.

.: 100% polyester 
.: Your print goes on one side of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color
.: Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch (thickness of the fabric may slightly vary)

P.S. All prices are listed in USD because CrashOut is a global spiral support system. We ship everywhere feelings happen. Crashout Blankets HQ is based in Canada (aka my living room lol) — all payments are processed in USD. You’ll see local currency estimates, but final charges are in USD at checkout. We do this to keep pricing consistent for our international spiral fam.