A plush, dramatic, emotionally co-dependent blanket for the literary delulus.
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Ever had to physically pause a chapter because the man made of words just emotionally wrecked you? Yeah. Same. That’s why we made the I Cry Over Fictional Men CrashOut—a plush, soft-as-your-favorite-sad-scene blanket that’s here to hold you while you spiral.
Made from a soft AF poly blend (aka cozy polyester or a stretchy spandex/poly mix depending on your printer of fate), this 50”x60” velveteen blanket wraps around your book-loving body like the fanfic boyfriend you deserve.
It’s giving:
✨ One-sided print that screams “yes I have a type and it’s ✨written✨”
✨ Medium-heavy fabric—because like your feelings, this thing has weight
✨Double-stitched so it won’t fall apart when the third-act breakup hits
This isn’t just a blanket, it’s for those 3am binge reading crashouts.
Whether you’re crying over fanfic, romanticizing your healing era, or pretending your Kindle is a portal to a better reality—this CrashOut is for the literary saddies who know no peace (only plot twists).
.: 100% polyester
.: Your print goes on one side of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color
.: Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch (thickness of the fabric may slightly vary)
P.S. All prices are listed in USD because CrashOut is a global spiral support system. We ship everywhere feelings happen. Crashout Blankets HQ is based in Canada (aka my living room lol) — all payments are processed in USD. You’ll see local currency estimates, but final charges are in USD at checkout. We do this to keep pricing consistent for our international spiral fam.
