Because sometimes the crash is loud, sparkly, and deeply personal.
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You’re not dramatic—you’re just self-aware with ✨shimmer✨.
You cry in crystals. You spiral in lip gloss. You break down beautifully.
This CrashOut is for the girlies who scream internally (and sometimes externally) while still hitting their angles. With chaotic sparkle, cinematic emotion, and a level of delusion only achievable through retail therapy, this blanket says “I’m not okay, but I am iconic.”
Perfect for:
💔 Crying pretty
💔 Texting your ex “for closure”
💔 Ghosting your responsibilities
💔 Googling “how much is too much crying”
This is your post-girlboss unraveling era. Let it be sparkly.
Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.
.: 100% polyester
.: Your print goes on one side of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color
.: Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch (thickness of the fabric may slightly vary)
P.S. All prices are listed in USD because CrashOut is a global spiral support system. We ship everywhere feelings happen. Crashout Blankets HQ is based in Canada (aka my living room lol) — all payments are processed in USD. You’ll see local currency estimates, but final charges are in USD at checkout. We do this to keep pricing consistent for our international spiral fam.
