Because overdrafting on pink sofas is still… chic.
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You weren’t made to budget.
You were made to emotionally unravel in tulle.
The Meltdown in Monochrome CrashOut is for the high-drama, high-aesthetic crashouts who cry in eyeliner, spiral in style, and somehow still slay. Wrapped in moody vintage energy, this blanket gives “broke but beautiful” with a side of financial dissociation.
Perfect for:
💸 Bawling on your pink couch (but like… cute)
💸 Telling your bank “that wasn’t me”
💸 Blaming capitalism for your personality
💸 Watching reality TV in a full emotional corset
This isn’t just a throw blanket. It’s a cinematic breakdown set to Lana Del Rey and overdraft fees.
Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.
.: 100% polyester
.: Your print goes on one side of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color
.: Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch (thickness of the fabric may slightly vary)
P.S. All prices are listed in USD because CrashOut is a global spiral support system. We ship everywhere feelings happen. Crashout Blankets HQ is based in Canada (aka my living room lol) — all payments are processed in USD. You’ll see local currency estimates, but final charges are in USD at checkout. We do this to keep pricing consistent for our international spiral fam.
