A financially reckless, emotionally extravagant blanket for the girlies who treat retail therapy like religion.
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Being the main character is expensive.
Especially when your serotonin is linked to checkout buttons and your credit card is ✨just for vibes✨.
The Overdraft Chic CrashOut is for the financially fragile icons who can’t afford themselves—but still hit “buy now” like their future self isn’t already stressed. Soft, shiny, and delulu-coded, this 50”x60” plush blanket is here to hold you when your bank account says “no” but your sparkle era says “absolutely yes.”
It’s giving:
✨ Sparkly delusion with a side of broke
✨ Holographic chaos meets sad girl core
✨ Emotional support for post-cart-regret and pre-budget breakdowns
Whether you’re spiraling in a silk robe you shouldn’t have bought, romanticizing your overdraft fees, or crying in the glow of your Afterpay app—this CrashOut is your soft place to land.
Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.
.: 100% polyester
.: Your print goes on one side of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color
.: Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch (thickness of the fabric may slightly vary)
P.S. All prices are listed in USD because CrashOut is a global spiral support system. We ship everywhere feelings happen. Crashout Blankets HQ is based in Canada (aka my living room lol) — all payments are processed in USD. You’ll see local currency estimates, but final charges are in USD at checkout. We do this to keep pricing consistent for our international spiral fam.
