For the girlies who cost too much to keep—but never enough to leave alone.
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Some girls are low maintenance.
You are not one of them.
The High Maintenance, Low Balance CrashOut is the plush emotional support blanket for your inner soft girl who simply exists expensively. Featuring a sketch-style design in rich cobalt blue, this one wraps you in delulu energy while you daydream about luxury—on a budget that says “overdrafted at Sephora.”
Perfect for:
💅 Mentally online shopping
💅 Saying “I’m broke” from a velvet couch
💅 Cackling at your own Amazon cart
💅 Writing “rich girl energy” in your journal while using points for Starbucks
For my overdraft crashouts who know they are worth every penny, even if those pennies are… hypothetically borrowed from next Friday’s paycheck.
Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.
.: 100% polyester
.: Your print goes on one side of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color
.: Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch (thickness of the fabric may slightly vary)
P.S. All prices are listed in USD because CrashOut is a global spiral support system. We ship everywhere feelings happen. Crashout Blankets HQ is based in Canada (aka my living room lol) — all payments are processed in USD. You’ll see local currency estimates, but final charges are in USD at checkout. We do this to keep pricing consistent for our international spiral fam.
