A cozy existential crisis for the high-maintenance baddie on a budget.
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You’re not high maintenance, you’re just allergic to low standards. Unfortunately, so is your wallet.
The Why Am I So Expensive? CrashOut is a plush, pastel pink meltdown for anyone who’s ever looked at their bank account and said, “this feels personal.” Designed for the overdraft crashouts who didn’t choose this life, it chose them, this 50”x60” velveteen blanket wraps around you like the financially irresponsible hug you deserve.
It’s giving:
✨ Spiraling over spending $8 on coffee and $200 on a random Tuesday
✨ Soft, thick, and emotionally relatable
✨ Crying in CeraVe and Cartier samples energy
✨ Built-in comfort for when your budgeting app gives you the ick
Perfect for those nights when you’re wondering if your personality trait is “too luxe to function.” Whether you’re manifesting abundance or just romanticizing your poor decisions—this is the CrashOut for your soft girl scarcity spiral.
Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.
.: 100% polyester
.: Your print goes on one side of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color
.: Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch (thickness of the fabric may slightly vary)
P.S. All prices are listed in USD because CrashOut is a global spiral support system. We ship everywhere feelings happen. Crashout Blankets HQ is based in Canada (aka my living room lol) — all payments are processed in USD. You’ll see local currency estimates, but final charges are in USD at checkout. We do this to keep pricing consistent for our international spiral fam.
