You could spiral anywhere, but you chose here. That's taste.

Crashout blankets are for the emotionally unavailable, the romantically delusional, the fictionally obsessed, and anyone whose coping mechanism involves snacks and a soft surface.

We take your spirals seriously but also hilariously. This is not just a blanket. It knows you. It sees you. It lets you spiral in peace.

Made by a baddie who cried over a book once and never recovered.

Take my $$$ (and my tears)

Still crying? Buy the blanket.

Choose your spiral

FAQs

Do you offer free shipping?

Spend $75+ and shipping is on us. Otherwise you're on your own (but like...emotionally supported).

Will all my stuff come together?

Your Crashout Blankets may arrive in waves, just like your emotions. It's all part of the cozy chaos. Since all blankets are made to order you may receive multiple packages if you order more than one.

Are Crashout Blankets gendered?

Absolutely not. Crashing out is for everyone. This is an equal opportuniity meltdown zone.